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tomche:

now they’re engaged and having a baby together

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

somanysparrows:

simplyringrose:

We don’t need European fairy tales retold with dark-skinned characters

We need non-European fairy tales being told

Race-bending isn’t the answer here

Realizing that there are children who have non-European heritages and cultures who need their own stories being given representation is the answer

This.

tyleroakley:

mtv:

tyler oakley’s all set for the fandom awards this sunday. how bout chu?

you + comfy couch + mtvu fandom awards on july 27 at 8/7c on mtv. ready?

literally what even am I

freshest-tittymilk:

glowinthedarkgirlfriend:

The Little Mermaid TV Series: Gabriella

Remember when Disney had a cute, disabled, poc mermaid?

When i was younger, one of my best friends was a deaf guyanese girl, and her fave princess was Ariel, mainly bc she related to her living without a voice (and her love of swimming)

When this episode aired, she cried and squawked and made sounds that were almost understandable… She saw herself as a mermaid, on tv, with her favourite character of all time

Representation matters, always, no matter what

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face


#this was the 2000s people#we didn’t have your young people ‘special effects’#we just had gumpton and actors who could take a fucking radio to the face#those were the days

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

clvbpenguin:

deadmarks:

lorenzo-drums:

This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing. 

how the fuck did they film that scene 

they threw a radio at his face

deanreborn:

WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

angelicwishes:

Now, THAT’S a cake.

angelicwishes:

Now, THAT’S a cake.

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

augustic:

dynastylnoire:

andretheabstract:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is ” use ougie

What is “talk back to their parents and not die?”


What is “cry ‘reverse racism’”

augustic:

dynastylnoire:

andretheabstract:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is ” use ougie

What is “talk back to their parents and not die?”

What is “cry ‘reverse racism’”

All you need to know about Sansa in this book is that she has a direwolf – a giant, monstrous wolf, a half-mythological monster, a killing machine – and she names it Lady.

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You’re goddamn right she did.

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